"Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist."
~ George Carlin
"Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh."
~ W. H. Auden
"The illiterate of the future are not those who can't read or write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn."
~ Alvin Toffler
"Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn."
~ C. S. Lewis
"I wholly disapprove of what you say, but will defend to the death your right to say it."
~ Voltaire
"Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand."
~ Putt's Law
"No one means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous."
~ Henry Adams
"Any clod can have the facts, but having opinions is an art."
~ Charles McCabe
"Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but the highest form of intelligence."
~ Oscar Wilde
"No man is exempt from saying silly things; the mischief is to say them deliberately."
~ Michel de Montaigne
“Associate with people who are likely to improve you. Welcome those who you are capable of improving. The process is a mutual one: men learn as they teach."
~ Seneca
"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."
~ William Shakespeare
"A 'Jack of all trades' is a master of none, but oftentimes better than a master of one."
~ Robert Green
"Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night."
~ Edgar Allan Poe
"When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him."
~ Thomas Szasz
"I not only use all the brains that I have, but all that I can borrow."
~ Woodrow Wilson
"When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it."
~ Bernard Bailey
"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires."
~ Susan B. Anthony
"Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible."
~ Frank Moore Colby
"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
~ Bilbo Baggins
"Try to learn something about everything and everything about something."
~ Thomas H. Huxley
"If you're not scared or angry at the thought of a human brain being controlled remotely, then it could be this prototype of mine is finally starting to work."
~ John Alejandro King
"In the midst of winter, I found there was, within me, an invincible summer. And that makes me happy. For it says that no matter how hard the world pushes against me, within me, there's something stronger - something better, pushing right back."
~ Albert Camus
"He who builds a better mousetrap these days runs into material shortages, patent-infringement suits, work stoppages, collusive bidding, discount discrimination - and taxes."
~ H. E. Martz
"If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten."
~ George Carlin
"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it."
~ Ronald Reagan